Online dating is probably one of the most talked-about things among millennials. Tinder is the first thing that comes to our minds when talking about it.
Girls, let’s be honest! We have all used Tinder at least once in our lives, or probably a few hundred times.
Whether you want to get into serious dating or you want to just Netflix and Chill, writing bios, swiping left, swiping right, and finding matches takes up a big chunk of our weekends. Doesn’t our mind go through hundreds of thoughts while using it?
Well, here we are, voicing all those fun, reckless, nervous thoughts. Have a good time reading your mind!
Thoughts of Every Girl on Tinder
“I am using this app only to find guys who say “Ooh! Girl, You are so pretty!”, that’s all.” *yeah, right!
“What if he turns out to be some 20-year-old immature boy? Lord, please never do this to me.”
“Only one photo? Seriously? It’s a big swipe left dude.” *Swipes left*
“Oh damn! He is as hot as my Coffee!!” *Swipes right while daydreaming about him*
*Congratulations! You have a new match* “Is it a congratulatory moment or an indication that I am still a spoiled single woman?”
“Whenever my guy friends bitches about those girls from Tinder who ditched or ghosted them without giving any apparent reason, I imagine the guys I ditched or ghosted calling me bitch in front of their friends.”
After swiping right on a guy who typs like dis – “Maybe I should change my preferences to girls, at least I will have some fun time with them”.
“Is he that guy I flirted with last weekend at the bar?” *Swipe right….no match* “Son of a bi***”
“Ugh, why is this app so addictive?” *spending two more hours on Tinder*
“What a waste of time, I am going to delete this app now.” *Delete* “Huh, finally free!” *ten minutes later, re-download* “Hottie he is!”
“I am goddamn lonely, this is what Tinder reminds me of.”
“I wish Tinder came with mandatory fields for video of the demeanor, humor score, gestures, voice tone, and overall vibes on their profile because these things contribute 90% to a man being attracted to us. It would avoid those dates where we have to deal with the voice tone sounding like a mouse.” *realizes how bored I am*
“Is it okay to tell a hot guy on a first date- Let’s get married!”
“This guy does not know the correct use of ‘you’re’ and ‘your’.” *swipes left*
“Ohh you are not 21, kid. Well, nice try.” *laughs*
“Am I leveling down my dating standards? Ummm, who cares. Let’s have fun!” *and another right swipe*
“Ooo you are handsome! Please be smart, please be smart.”
“Aww, you like pups. And you like cats too. Awww. Surely we are dating.” *super like*
“Do you always take such shirtless selfies in the gym? Don’t you find it awkward? Not my type.”
Is it not the story of every girl on Tinder? We’re sure you related to it!
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